Can cats be mentally retarded? Because I think mine is.

My cat is either retarded or a genius.

I've posted about how he knocks over his damn water bowl. I feel like he's Stewie and I'm Lois and he has an evil plot to kill/annoy the shit out of me.

Everytime I fix the bathroom rug he does a superman slide into the bathroom straight into the rug and scrunches it up. I think he has "straight rug" radar.