Sir Stanley the Bastard

Everytime I fill Stanleys water bowl he knocks the fucking thing over and runs like a bat out of hell. Every morning I wake up and go to the kitchen I step in water. I've almost died twice. This little shit will not defeat me. I've velcroed his water bowl to the floor. If he somehow manages to knock it over I'm going to put him on a leash and tie him to the kitchen table. Step one in retard proofing my apartment.