Troll Dad.

For whatever reason I'm at my parents house in my old room laying down in a twin sized bed with a cute male friend.  I'm twenty-three years old by the way and moved out of the house when I was eighteen.  As if that matters in a parents perspective.

Dad: *suddenly walks in room without knocking*
Dad: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Laying down."
Dad: "Oh yeah? Suuuuuuuuuure, Laying down."

Dad

Dad: *shuts the door*

Me