Catnip for your thoughts?

Sometimes I look at Stanley and wonder what he's thinking.  I'd imagine it would go something like this...

"I'M HUNGRY!"
"Ew, put some make-up on"
"Let me in the roooooom so I can run in and then run back out!"
"Can I go outside and roll on the cement?"
"Diet food? What are you tryin to say?"
"The retard is punching me again"
"Hey, Olive and Chicken, watch me head butt Brandi's phone into her face"
"RUBBERBAND!"
"Dunna nunna nunna nunna BATMAN!"
"Squirrel"