He did text me, but honestly if I were him I would have said "No, you're an idiot. Walk away and try again."
Just sayin.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Bartenders
The other night at my best friends birthday I gave a bartender my phone number. I've never given my number out before. I wasn't even drunk when I did it. I walked up, stood there, stuck my hand out and said "this is for you." Then walked away. I should practice in my spare time cause that was the gayest approach to ever occur on the face of this earth. I have a new respect for men trying to pick-up on women.
He did text me, but honestly if I were him I would have said "No, you're an idiot. Walk away and try again."
Just sayin.
He did text me, but honestly if I were him I would have said "No, you're an idiot. Walk away and try again."
Just sayin.
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2 comments:
That was me. I really wanted to call you but I lost your number. Please give it to me again ;)
So, either you edited this or my comp failed to load the last paragraph, so now I have to skool you with some man-think.
You're totally thinking that guys think like girls. They don't. Guys have to put on a show to impress girls, or at least not make a fool of themselves. Girls can do whatever the hell they want.
There are actually a lot of scientific studies on the differences in male and female attraction. The results showed:
Easiest way for a woman to have an affair- Let it be known that she is sexually available to desired mate.
Easiest way for a woman to have sex- Let it be known that she is sexually available to desired mate.
Best method for obtaining a relationship with a guy- Maintain the appearance of being hard to get to other guys, but easy to get for desired mate alone.
Given the results, you probably had the best line possible. If you don't believe me. I can send you the original studies.
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