Doorman

I was walking down the block today and both of my shoes were untied but I was too cold to stop and tie them.

You know when you don't take the trash out and you're sitting down in the living room and you catch a whif of it for about 10 seconds.  That just happened but with something else and I can't figure out what it is.

 "I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line, who the fuck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my fucking skirt? What the fuck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard. And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so... Fuck You! You fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves. " -Debbie

I saw her (Leslie Mann) yesterday and that's the only thing I was thinking of the whole time "Doorman, doorman, DOORMAN!"