London

London was like a British version of Los Angeles with sexier men. We stayed with George in Camden Town and he took us out to have tea cup cocktails which were magically delicious! I had a beautiful photo of it but my camera is gone (more about that later). Then we had a drunk argument with George about taxes and America. Two things Emma and I know nothing about. We got to attend the Royal Wedding. We sat next to the Queen and she let us borrow some hats because we couldn't fit ours in our luggage. We noticed that she doesn't sing "God save the Queen" which I thought was badasssss. Any who. I love London.