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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Bowers

I sleep in the same bed with a gay man by the name of Jason Bowers. As we lay here at 3:00 a.m. about to fall asleep he says "Wanna play patty cake?" then ten minutes later he says "Hey guess what I *extremely loud fart*"

I laugh because I have my own blanket so I can wrap myself up like a burrito really tight so I don't smell it.


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