"You smell like a stripper."
"Wanna get butt naked and wrestle?"
"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is your bank bag is perfect. The bad news is there were no naked pictures in there."
"I was just thinking about this Australian chick I fucked. She was loud. Ummm, are you calling for help?"
"Brandi, will you marry me?"
Hysterical.
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